The Black & Whites arrived at the Grist Memorial ground having scuppered Sidcup the
previous round. That triumph, in a bruising encounter against the erstwhile leaders, came at a
cost with the loss of props Gibson and Mount as well as O’Brien and Elliott in the backs. It was
not all doom and gloom from the physio’s hut as Tom Lennard made his belated first start of
the campaign at 10. If there was much to admire last weekend there was plenty to forget this
time around. The Old Tiffinians thoroughly deserved their 41-19 success leapfrogging Sutton
& Epsom in the league table.
Free from rain, bathed in sunshine and with a gentle breeze upon an immaculate
surface the scene was set for a captivating afternoon’s entertainment as Freddy Bunting
kicked off. The opening Sutton salvoes were quashed by forthright tackling by everyone in an
OT shirt as the visitors looked to spread the ball wide to their wings. After ten minutes the Old
Boys demonstrated their best phases and enjoyed the bonus of a penalty in the 22. As is the
modern vogue they kicked to the corner. Their positive approach was rewarded with a
perfectly executed catch and drive from the 5-metre lineout that ushered prop Ross Hobbs
over the whitewash for the first try of the afternoon. Though the extras were not added the
hosts led 5-0. The OTs were soon on the attack again and assisted by S&E transgressions.
Their second entry in the visitors’ 22 would result in their second try. Unfortunately, Sutton
hooker Peter Gordon had to be replaced by Ben Green after a clash of heads in a try-saving
double tackle. On the resumption Tiffinians pressed hard and fine handling saw fullback Max
Talman score in the corner and double the lead to 10-0 at the end of the first quarter.
S&E responded swiftly to the second score. Like their opponents a kickable penalty was
discarded for the greedier option. The Rugby Lane Number 8 Rob Hegarty forced his way over
in the corner from the remorseless march of the catch and drive. Freddy Bunting’s touchline
effort drifted by the uprights as his newly awakened team trailed 5-10. Sutton had shuffled
the pack to line up with a front row triumvirate of debutant replacement Dan Johnson, Tom
Boaden took over the hooking duties and Callum Hilton. Though this combination is far from
the Black & Whites first choice they performed impressively providing a steady platform and
did not take a backward step in the set piece. Five minutes later the visitors had a wonderful
opportunity to level the scores after a Tom Lennard break but, as would be the case too often
during this entertaining encounter, the ball out to the flank was not gathered.
The first period entered its final phase. Any good work by Sutton was thwarted by
either the defensive solidity of Tiffinians or critical errors by the visitors. As the half entered its
dying embers the hosts went blind exposing defensive frailty. It looked as if Old Tiffinians
would run it in from halfway. Though undone by some S&E scrambling defence they had the
consolation of having a scrum deep in the Black & White 22. Centre Tim Fawcett ran an
excellent line and evaded a double tackle to score under the posts. It was an example of third
time lucky as Sharif Dougramaji slotted the conversion to stretch the lead to 17-5 as Mr Kelvin
Pryor’s shrill blast of the whistle terminated the first half with OT leading S&E by 17-5.
Any hope for the travelling supporters looked a rather forlorn one as the second half
began with more errors. As the hosts attacked towards the S&E 22 it was their turn to
concede an unnecessary penalty. Steve Munford took it quickly, Tom Lennard made a searing
break with Austin Bell in support who progressed in the OT half and Alfie Baker sped away to
the corner to score. The crowd gazed on admiringly at the pulchritudinous Bunting conversion
from the touchline. Was this the start of a classic game of two halves and the Sutton revival?
A minute later the answer to that hypothetical query was a resounding “No”. Poor play at the
restart handed the initiative to the Tiffinians who set out their stall in the S&E 22. Three
phases later and winger Seb Sabania was bursting through tacklers to score. Sharif
Dougramaji’s sweetly struck conversion added to the demoralising impact of the rapid retort to
restore the margin to 12 points at 24-12.

The omens continued to point to a home victory. Another Sutton free ball could not
rekindle the earlier magic. A kickable penalty was declined and a lineout in the corner was not
found. Then the most deflating moment of all was Seb Sabania picking off an interception and
running back a fifth try, and his second, from halfway. Sharif Dougramaji accepted the
salubrious offering for a 31-12 advantage with a dozen minutes having elapsed in the second
period. To epitomise the Sutton decline the restart failed to go ten metres. However, despair
was transformed into hope as the pack won a penalty at the set piece. Naturally, the Black &
Whites took off lickety-split and were soon in the opposition 22. OT’s scrambling defence not
only picked off an interception but countered through an enormous clearance kick. Alfie
Baker’s cover was immediately undermined by fellow wing Arun Watkin’s injudicious counter.
Sutton were fortunate to escape as Sir reversed a penalty under their posts.
The game was now very open and tries at either end were a probability rather than a
possibility. Sutton benefited from a magnificent 50 22 from Tom Lennard to set up their next
attack. The home defence rebuffed a couple of sorties before Austin Bell’s grubber nestled
under the posts. The scuttling full back arrived with the cover and his attempt to nudge the
ball forward was viewed as dangerous play as he made contact with the defender who had
stoically fallen on the loose ball. This was the first of a string of penalties that throttled
potential attacks for both XVs. The next score came from that reliable and fertile source: the
penalty kicked to the corner. It was S&E’s turn to demonstrate their catch and drive efficiency
with flanker Dan Jones the beneficiary. The Bunting boot made it a two-score game at 19-31.
Old Tiffinians set out to restore their supremacy and a bullocking Sabania run hinted at
his hat trick before he was eventually forced to pass inside but the ball was knocked on.
Sutton cleared their lines but were soon under the cosh. Josh Glanville received a yellow card
endeavouring to turn over the ball. Very sensibly Sharif Dougramaji opted for the kick for goal
adjacent to the uprights. The successful kick meant that the hosts led 34-19 with three
minutes of regular time left. Not so much as a comfortable points’ cushion but more like a
massive beanbag occupying most of a living room floor. The contest was over. In time added
on Old Tiffinians added an extra layer of gloss to their fine performance. They kicked into the
corner for the 5-metre lineout. The unstoppable juggernaut advanced ever onwards and
Ross Hobbs collected his second catch and drive try. Sharif Dougramaji celebrated the victory
with the conversion and Mr Pryor ended the match with the home team triumphant by 41-19
A week is a long time in politics but it must seem like an eternity for the Rugby Lane
faithful as this performance bore no resemblance to their Sidcup success. However, the most
significant factor was the quality of the Old Tiffinian performance. Their forwards carried
aggressively and effectively with Ross Hobbs and Robert Myddelton in the vanguard. Their
defence offered Sutton neither time nor space. When they got to the 22 they were clinical
whether with the catch and drive or handling in the backs. The pace and power of Seb
Sabania gained the plaudits with a brace of tries in a thoroughly deserved bonus point victory.
The Black & Whites created opportunities out wide but poor passing handicapped their
progress on numerous occasions. Sutton & Epsom will lick their wounds and look forward to
the visit of league leaders Medway to Rugby Lane. Meanwhile the Old Tiffinians departed
their Clubhouse to descend upon the 18:24 to Waterloo and serenade the passengers on their
way to a night of celebrations.
Sutton & Epsom
Bell, Watkins, Scott, Bunting ©, Baker, Lennard, Munford, Boaden, Gordon, Hilton, Glanville,
Tame, Rea, Jones & Hegarty.
Replacements: Johnson, Green & Findlay.
Old Tiffinians
Talman, Segun, Dougramaji, Fawcett, Sabanaia, Taylor, Fowler, Hobbs, Howard-Clarke,
Turner, O’Connell, Noeh, Myddelton, Graham & Marshall.
Replacements: Corcoran, Dore & Freeman.

On Saturday 11 th October 2014 Sutton & Epsom RFC visited Crescent Farm to play Sidcup who
were the early season league leaders of London 1 South after five games. On that day the Black &
Whites tore up the form book winning 23-16 with a stunning Kyren Ghumra try manufactured by a
perfect kick from Frankie Murray. Almost a decade later to the day it was a sense of dejà vu as
high-flying Sidcup arrived at Rugby Lane this time topping Regional 2 South East. The visitors
were the only unbeaten team in the league, had secured the maximum 20 points from four wins in
which they had scored the most points and conceded the least by a considerable margin. It was
not a case of lightning striking twice but more like Thor’s hammer descending from the heavens in
a cataclysmic explosion such was the intensity and physicality of this superb contest won by S&E
by a margin of 12-7.
Freddy Bunting got the ball rolling as Sutton played towards the clubhouse with the
permanent threat of rain. The early exchanges ceded little territory before a wonderful kick from
Josh Twyford angled into the home 22. The hosts responded with two bone-shaking tackles from
Ben Tame, that set the tone for an afternoon not for the fainthearted, and a fine kick from Gareth
O’Brien cleared their lines. The ferocity of the tackling and a slippery ball hindered the attacking
prowess of both XVs. Kiwi Josh Rea demonstrated his talent with a brace of tackles followed by a
fine break, Bunting probed with the boot and Sutton attempted to prise open the visitors’ well
organised and aggressive defence. The first genuine chance came on the quarter hour when
Austin Bell kicked ahead and the covering Seb Ellison was caught as he attempted to run from his
line. However, in the ensuing frenetic melee the referee awarded Sidcup a scrum for a knock on.
The game continued with great pace whilst thunderous tackling from both defences held
the upper hand as time after time ball-carriers were unceremoniously dumped onto their
posteriors. With the half hour approaching Josh Twyford perfectly placed kicked settled irritatingly
just outside the Sutton 22 and a hesitant Bell, now at 15 after an injury to Gareth O’Brien, kicked
out on the full. The visitors failed to prosper as their lineout faltered. From a Sutton scrum Rob
Hegarty ducked, weaved and evaded tacklers before offloading to the galloping Glanville who burst
to halfway where, as ever, Dan Jones was in support. The ubiquitous flanker set off on one of his
increasingly familiar runs and was finally halted by the swarming Sidcup defence in their 22. Sadly
this exhilarating attack ended as a pass was delivered to a man who was more trying to get out of
the way than storm forward.
The Rugby Lane team’s confidence was growing and Bell put through a grubber on halfway
and recovered it and chipped over to the 22. The second kick was rather over-egging the custard
and a grateful opposition regained the ball. To remind everyone who was the top team Sidcup
went onto the attack. An excellent kick-chase established them in the Black & White 22. It was
now the moment for their backs to demonstrate some wonderful handling in the wet conditions.
Sutton were scrambling on their line defending for their lives. Perhaps it was frustration or
impatience but with a try looking probable the Crescent Farm men conceded a penalty by going in
from the wrong side. Freddy Bunting thumped the ball to halfway and danger was averted.
As the enthralled spectators were contemplating a 0-0 score at the break the deadlock was
finally broken. Sidcup 15 Seb Ellison collected a Bunting kick on his 22. His return was not his
finest strike but the ball descended into space for the rapidly approaching fullback. A favourable
bounce was recovered and Seb Ellison ran the ball back from halfway. The covering Freddy
Bunting ushered him to the corner no doubt hoping this would be a 5-point score at worst. Up
stepped the experienced Josh Twyford who converted magnificently from the touchline to put the
league leaders 7-0 ahead. It was already in time added on but the robust nature of the contest
had meant that the medical teams had been on the paddock rather more often than usual
rebuilding their troops and there was ten additional minutes. Josh Twyford just failed to increase
the visitors’ advantage as a long–range penalty drifted wide. Then it was a case of cattywampus in
extremis as a Sutton scrum buckled. Fortunately for the hosts the Twyford kick into the corner
erred in their favour and sailed out of the dead ball area. The half finally concluded with the Black
& Whites pressing for a score.

The Kent men were determined to reaffirm their status and put the Sutton upstarts in their
place at the start of the second period as they kicked an early penalty into the corner. S&E were
soon in survival mode as they had a scrum 5 metres from their line. Tremendous Sidcup
scrummaging drove the Black & White eight over their line at a rate of knots. Steve Munford
managed to touchdown to avert the try. Now it was Sidcup’s turn to have the put in. The home
supporters feared the worst based on the most recent evidence. Incredibly Sidcup conceded a
penalty at the scrum as it wheeled. The hosts gleefully accepted the salvation. Reinvigorated by
their defensive resilience they went onto the offensive.
Sutton progress was met by a Sidcup side whose tremendous tackling scythed down all
before them. But the Black & Whites were not deterred and started to benefit from a flurry of
penalties. The spectators were divided over the perennial question: “Take the three points or kick
into the corner?” The team went for the higher tariff option. The excellent S&E lineout secured
possession but progress could be measured by inches rather than yards so resilient was the
visitors’ defence. Then an infringement gave Freddy Bunting a ‘free ball’ and he kicked to the
corner where the ball escaped the clutches of two of his comrades. Another 3 points was declined
and this time a huge tackle dislodged a ball giving an escape route for the leaders that they
gratefully accepted.
The action switch ends but a lofted kick ahead just drifted into the Sutton 22 and an alert
Bunting called for the mark and set off on a counter. Replacement Angus Findlay made a
wonderful run into the Sidcup half. The ball came to Lawrence Elliott outside the 22 and to counter
the onrushing defence he kicked ahead along the deck. The crowd were distracted as Elliott was
poleaxed but Josh Rea kept his eye on the ball and won the race to score. Though Freddy Bunting
missed the conversion his side now trailed 5-7.
Mr Willis declared that there were 11 minutes to play as the crowd urged on both teams for
another score. Sidcup descended into the Sutton 22. Austin Bell seeking anonymity and respite for
an injured shoulder retreated to the flank for a breather. Unaware of his condition he was given
the ball close to his line. He kicked for touch but the breeze meant it settled on halfway. Bell was
first to the ball and fly-hacked onwards wisely declining to scoop it up on the run. The ball
advanced deep into the 22 and S&E regained possession. The ball was sent wide where Jordan
Huie collected the pass and ran straight for the corner. A fabulous covering tackle brought him
crashing down but he stretched out to score his first try for Sutton. An ecstatic crowd cheers
increased when the insouciant Bunting made the touchline conversion look elementary for 12-7.
The hosts managed to see out the game without creating unwanted anxiety to record one of their
best wins in many seasons.
Any side contemplating beating Sidcup this campaign will need to bring their ‘A+Triple Star
Game’. The front row triumvirate of Messrs Gibboons, Fordham and Carmen are formidably
supported by a powerful back five. With the ageless Josh Twyford as the puppeteer at 10 they
have variety in attack and multiple threats. Traditionally their defence has been superbly organised
but there is now an almost savage power to their tackling. Indeed both sides dug so deep in
defence they might have enjoyed vistas of Bondi beach. Sutton rose to the challenge and matched
the league leaders for defensive desire and were neither intimidated nor subdued. Willing forwards
carried, the backs attacked at every opportunity and the kicking game was astute. From 1 to 18
the Black & Whites raised their level to new heights. There have been an avalanche of tries in the
league so far at Rugby Lane but this was by far the match of a season that is still in its infancy.
Sutton & Epsom
O’Brien, Huie, Scott, Elliott, Bell, Bunting ©, Munford, Boaden, Mount, Gibson, Glanville, Tame,
Rea, Jones & Hegarty.
Replacements: Hilton, Green & Findlay.
Sidcup
Ellison, Masters, Leek, Smith, Keeley ©, Twyford, Sullivan, Gibbons, Fordham, Carmen, Clarke,
Stock, Ruff, Healey & West.
Replacements: Conlon, Williams & Pooley.

_{Image courtesy Robin Kennedy}

Battersea Ironsides 19 Sutton & Epsom 19. Saturday 28th September

A year ago the 2023-4 Ironsides vintage were on top of the table having opened their
account with 80 points against Gravesend and followed that up with bonus point wins over Sidcup
and the Cornish. This current Battersea brew have been battle hardened and forged into steel by a
trio of nail-biting finishes. Unbeaten at Garratt Green with a one-point and a three-point victory
over Thurrock and Beckenham but bettered by three on the road at Reeds Weybridge. For the
high scoring visitors it was a case of wanting to return to winning ways. At the final whistle, after a
gripping match, the sides could not be separated as the scoreboard read 19-19.
Players and spectators alike palavered peacefully onwards into the unclouded jollity of the
afternoon. Sutton with the slope and the wind in their favour were unleashed by Freddy Bunting’s
perfectly flighted kick off. The first foray to the Battersea 22 was led by Ewan McTaggart who is
fast becoming a most prominent feature in the S&E pack. The lock forward might be lacking in
steatopygia, that comforting feature for Number 8s of yesteryear, but he makes up for that
deficiency with his athleticism around the park. In reply a penalty and subsequent lineout provided
the hosts with their first attacking platform. Outside centre Charles Jacobs’ break was supported
by hooker Oliver Lewis before Jacobs carried again. Battersea spun it wide and looked favourites
to score in the corner but a wonderful covering tackle by captain Bunting led to a hopeful offload
inside which was poached by Gareth O’Brien who was felled by a high tackle. It would not be the
only occasion that the Black & White line under severe pressure would be relieved by the impatient
hosts conceding a costly penalty.
On the quarter hour Battersea Ironsides were again guilty of failing to convert pressure
into points. Awarded a brace of penalties in quick succession from a scrum and then a lineout they
were in prime position five metres from the Sutton line. The Rugby Lane forwards refused to yield
and the ball was sent to the flank. With defenders dwindling in numbers the hosts were stopped
agonisingly close and the ball-carrier executed the most unsubtle of double movements to reach
over the line. The observant Mr Howe again awarded Sutton the sweet succour of a penalty. From
a certain try conceded, a moment later, Freddy Bunting was pouring a sack load of salt into the
gaping wound by calmly notching his first penalty of the afternoon to give Sutton a 3-0 lead.
Buoyed by this success Gareth O’Brien made a stunning strike to the Home XV’s 22 . The ball was
recycled and sent wide where Ironsides’ 10 Charles Stuart nearly intercepted and both sides were
left to rue their chances.
With the half hour fast approaching Gibson replaced Mount in the S&E front row and made
an immediate impact with a rampaging carry from a lineout. Soon after Freddy Bunting was
admiring his second success of the afternoon as his team extended their advantage to 6-0. The
effrontery of the lead despite having less territory and possession spurred the Garratt Park team to
greater heights. For the third time an error, with a try looking a distinct possibility, ended an
attack but this time the knock on was not fatal as Battersea were brought back for their penalty.
The green shirts piled in under the Black & White’s posts before releasing the backs and winger
Ewan Magee scored in the corner. Charles Stuart regally converted from the touchline to take a 7-
6 lead. To pile pelion on ossa S&E lost Matt Whitaker to injury and Ben Green entered the fray.
There was still time left in the first period for Sutton & Epsom to restore their lead when
Freddy Bunting opted for a kick at goal from within his own half with the final play. It had perfect
direction but just lacked the yardage. The sides turned around with Battersea leading 7-6. For the
second period the hosts would enjoy not only the topographical advantage but also any favours
from the wind. There was the possibility that the cultured boot of Charles Stuart might be the
significant factor for the remainder of the contest and that Sutton’s superb defensive resolve might
be tested in extremis during the second half.
The tactical kicking game was initiated from the outset with a bout of kick tennis that
ended in Sutton’s favour courtesy of a superior offering by Gareth O’Brien. That the boot might
have primacy over the running game was amply demonstrated after a couple of minutes when the
dangerous Jacobs shunned the opportunity to run the ball back but rifled a marvellous kick to the

22. As the forwards wrestled for supremacy, the commitment, intensity of carrying and tackling
    was ratcheted up another notch by both packs. Equally the back divisions marshalled their
    defences as both XVs went in search for the vital opening score of the half. After 15 minutes it
    took an astutely angled grubber from Freddy Bunting that bounced up perfectly for winger Austin
    Bell to break the deadlock. It was a classic example of sporting vision, that priceless ability to see
    in a split second what others do not in order to create the sublime moment. A majestic touchline
    conversion by Bunting bisected the uprights and S&E led 13-7.
    Sutton held the upper hand for five minutes. The Ironsides forced S&E to their line with a
    probing kick forcing a lineout ten metres out. Clean ball and a well executed catch and drive saw
    the hosts trundle irresistibly over the line for their second try. Trailing by a solitary point Charles
    Stuart’s conversation oversaw the restoration of their lead by 14-13. As is so often the case the
    opposition were given an early opportunity with a penalty from the restart. The Black & Whites
    owed their chance for the lead to a thunderous tackle from flanker Ben Tame. There was a
    moment of confusion when the height of the Bunting kick exceeded the diminutive stature of the
    Battersea uprights but Sutton & Epsom now inched ahead by 16-14. Perhaps distracted by that
    uncertainty the restart sailed out on the full and Sutton scrummaged on halfway. Moments later
    there was another indication of the tension telling. An Ironside queried Mr Howe’s interpretation of
    the laws in a tone that was not appreciated and the referee ushered the defenders 10 metres
    back. If loose lips sink ships then loquacious rugby players cost three points. Freddy Bunting
    added a fourth penalty to his tally for Sutton to lead 19-14 with a dozen minutes to go plus the
    extras for stoppages.
    Battersea now went in search of points. Their first sortie was cut short when they lost
    possession on the Sutton 22 and Austin Bell cleared magnificently to the opponent’s half. S&E
    were on the attack but were thwarted by a Charles Stuart interception and kick that rolled into
    their 22. Austin Bell covered well to secure the ball on the deck and the Black & Whites were gifted
    a penalty as a chasing Ironside naively fell on the prostrate Bell. As the game entered time added
    on it was one-way traffic in favour of Battersea. The visitors were magnificent in defence and
    thought they had earned a turnover but the hosts were awarded the scrum. Closer and closer the
    Garratt Park pack advanced to the posts. Avoiding the risk of being held up over the line, with
    admirable patience under the circumstances, they finally forced their way over by the right hand
    upright. 19 all and the conversion was a mere formality for a kicker of Stuart’s stature. However,
    Charles Stuart, endured the type of unexpected misfortune that would have been familiar to not
    only Aeschylus but also his historical namesake as the conversion was missed. Shortly afterwards
    the referee concluded proceedings and the sides shared the points for a 19-19 draw.
    It was a fitting result for two teams that had given their all. For Sutton Ben Green’s
    performance off the bench was redolent of Ed Burton at Guildford in 2015. Green’s previous
    contributions had been predominantly inconsequential minutes off the bench but he revelled in the
    opportunity at a serious stint at Number 8. He carried with aggression, tackled powerfully and
    symbolised an outstanding effort by the Sutton pack. No doubt this Battersea side will be
    contenders for promotion again this season as they have quality in all departments.
    The league now takes a week off and the action returns to Rugby Lane when league
    leaders Sidcup visit on 12 th October. What a difference a year makes, on their last trip in November
    2023 they arrived bottom of the league and level on points with Sutton & Epsom with both clubs
    having only a solitary win to their names in seven outings.
    Sutton & Epsom
    O’Brien, Watkins, Scott, Elliott, Bell, Bunting ©, Munford, Mount, Gordon, Boaden, Glanville,
    McTaggart, Tame, Jones & Whitaker.
    Replacements: Gibson, Green & Unused: Symonds.
    Battersea Ironsides
    Baker, Magee, Jacobs, Roberts, Craig, Stuart, Barnard, Chetwynd, Lewis, Batstone, MacPherson,
    Walton, Dollard, Chitan & Martin.
    Replacements: Borup, Humphris & Diamond.

Sutton and Epsom RFC 43 v Old Reigations 48. Saturday 21st September 2024.

It has been a Jekyll & Hyde start to the campaign for Sutton & Epsom. However, the reality
dates back to Epictetus and his motto that has been adopted by coaches from around the globe:
“Control the Controllables”. The one aspect out of your control is the standard of the opposition
and Beckenham last Saturday provided a far sterner test than the opening day Old Colfeians. Last
season Old Reigatian did the double over S&E in a couple of high scoring contests. They started by
winning a fluctuating game at home 35-29 before a first half blitz was the basis of their second
success at Rugby Lane by 38-21. New heights were reached on Saturday with a dizzying 12-try
spectacular with the tries equally distributed as Old Reigatian hung on in a fabulous finale to win
by 48-43 and continue their unbeaten start to the season.
It was a superbly sunny Saturday, firm under foot with a refreshing breeze and all was set
fair for entertaining running rugby and these two sides did not disappoint. The visitors dominated
the early exchanges including their front row winning a penalty at the first scrum. In customary
fashion the front row offender demonstrated his prelapsarian innocence with a look of amazement
at having been penalised. With tenacious defence OR were denied. It was frustrating for Sutton
that their first possession in the backs culminated in an interception near halfway and Harrison
Mitchell running in the opening try that was unconverted for a 5-0 Reigatian lead. After the restart
Adam Bibby’s reward for his excellent chase and tackle was a twisted ankle and being replaced by
Lawrence Elliott for the remaining 70 minutes.

After a dozen minutes S&E were on the scoreboard. Gareth O’Brien initiated the counter
before a powerful carry by Jordan Huie and a probing run by Pete Gordon. Then the backs were
released and the crowd enjoyed the delicate tracery of O’Brien’s weaving run to score under the
posts. Freddy Bunting’s conversion gave the hosts a slender 7-5 lead. In the next 20 minutes
Sutton’s hopes were hampered by discipline. Tom Baldwin willingly accepted a trio of penalties and
the Black & Whites were reduced to 14 when Jordan Huie connected with an opponent in midair.
The yellow card was perhaps not a condign punishment but this law is harsh if not essentially fair.
With the visitors leading 14-7 Glanville and Whitaker rallied the hosts who were awarded a penalty
of their own and Freddy Bunting reduced the lead to 14-10 to OR. Moments later a further 3-point
opportunity was declined and Captain Bunting kicked to touch for a 5-metre lineout. Mount, no
doubt, wearied by the moil of his scrummaging duties delighted at receiving the ball close to the
line and dutifully scored. Despite the balmy temperatures Freddy Bunting was as cool as the
underside of a cucumber and being as hard to rattle as two grapes in a wine glass he converted
from the flank to take a 17-14 lead as the first half entered time added on.

As is frequently witnessed at every level of the game the restart is a vulnerable time for the
team that has just scored. The Black & Whites secured the ball and seemed to have avoided the
fatal error only to concede a penalty on their second sortie. Tom Baldwin made it four from four to
level the score at 17-17. Neither side were content to just play out the first period with parity and
audaciously tried to wrest the advantage from the other. Despite the endeavours of all concerned
there was no addition to the score and the sides turned around level, 17-17. It had been a
commendable effort by Sutton to shackle the Old Reigatian team and restrict them to one try and
they now had the elements in their favour for the second period.

S&E were immediately under the cosh in the second half and were indebted to vital
interventions by Jordan Huie, Alex Mount and Pete Gordon. But the Old Boys would not be denied
and as it was Harrison Mitchell, who again opened the scoring, this time applying the coup de
grâce from closer range. Ten minutes elapsed before the next score which was to be the first of a
Tom Baldwin hat trick. Showing great determination he forced his way over in the corner despite
considerable attention from the defenders and a dubious crowd dropped their remarks into the
understanding air. Though unable to add the extras to his try Tom Baldwin had stretched the lead
to 27-17. Sutton needed a swift reply and that was supplied by the livewire flanker Dan Jones with
the Bunting boot bisecting the uprights the game was once more in the balance with OR leading
S&E 27-24.

The game appeared to have taken on an entirely different complexion, and ended as a
contest, with a sensational 5-minute burst from the men from Geoffrey Knight Fields. When 18-
year-old William Henry Perkin invented by accident the synthetic purple dye, mauveine, in 1856 he
became a multi-millionaire. It appeared that this purple patch of three tries in five minutes would
be equally priceless to Old Reigatian. The hosts muffed the restart and Tom Baldwin dummied
with numbers queuing up to score for his second. The inside centre completed his trio courtesy of
some indecisive defence. Then replacement back William Parker joined the party with the pick of
the tries courtesy of some delightful legerdemain. It was suddenly 48-24 with Tom Baldwin’s
personal tally 33 points. Whilst their opponent’s back play was passing and running in excelsis
Sutton had embraced the arms of Morpheus. The third rapid score would have encouraged the
Rugby Lane faithful to get to the bar before the rush or view the remainder through the leper’s
squint. However, it was the catalyst for the transmogrification of the home XV’s performance.
With ten minutes on the clock the game that was threatening to become a rout became a
spectacular comeback. Sutton to their credit did not panic with reckless play but valued their
possession and waited for the openings. Jordan Huie brought the ball out of his 22 and it was
recycled wide to Lawrence Elliott who stepped inside and broke to halfway before launching a
speculative kick. The ball nestled under the posts and Arun Watkins won the race to touch it down.
The simplest of conversions made it 48-31. Playing with pride and passion the Rugby Lane men
laid siege on their opponents’ line. Finally, the pressure told and Matt Whitaker scored and though
the touchline conversion drifted wide it was 48-36 as the game entered time added on. Ewan
McTaggart demonstrated how to secure the restart and put Sutton on the attack again. Freddy
Bunting saw a gap and accelerated into the Reigatian half. The retreating defence of the Old Boys
conceded a penalty. Without hesitation it was quickly taken and Matt Whitaker was dotting down
under the posts. The rapidly taken conversion was successful and the scoreboard read 43-48.
It was breathless and unbelievable rugby and the passionate crowd had witnessed the
most extraordinary reversal of fortunes. The Black & Whites secured possession and Bunting and
Watkins led the charge to halfway. This time the penalty led to a yellow card and the 14-man Old
Reigatian team were forced into their 22 by Freddy Bunting’s arrowing kick. Then another penalty
and Mr Whinney issued another yellow card with a mortician’s lofty detachment for the irksome
job in hand as OR were set to complete the game with 13 on the pitch. The visitors faced a 5-
metre lineout with no doubt a mixture of emotions from total disbelief to grim determination. To
their eternal credit the visitors defended with heroic valour tackling with ferocity and denying
space until they forced a turnover. The final whistle was greeted with jubilation and relief by Old
Reigatian whilst the Sutton faces were marked deeply with the hieroglyphics of pain.

First and foremost, this was a fabulous game of rugby that did great credit to all who were
involved. The Old Reigatian backs attract a lot of praise, which is thoroughly deserved, but do not
underestimate the front row triumvirate of Messrs Monk, Nestor and Collister who provided an
excellent platform. No doubt the club archivist will be asked if Tom Baldwin broke the record for
most points in a league game. For Sutton the remarkable revival should convince them that they
have the capability to beat anyone in the league when they play their best rugby. Next week the
1 st XV travel to Battersea Ironsides who themselves have enjoyed three close encounters of the
rugby kind so far this campaign with two victories. The kick off will be 3pm at Burntwood Lane and
it will be the first time Sutton have played a league fixture at this venue as last season the
weather meant it was relocated to the Grasshoppers RFC’s synthetic surface.

Sutton & Epsom
O’Brien, Watkins, Scott, Bibby, Huie, Bunting ©, Munford, Mount, Gordon, Boaden, Glanville,
McTaggart, Rea, Jones & Whitaker.
Replacements: Hilton, Green & Elliott.

Old Reigatian
Woodford, Mitchell, Allen, Baldwin, Coyle, Holder, Skinner, Monk, Nestor, Collister, Jones, Franklin-
Talbot, Brooks, Goldsmith & Travers.
Replacements: Lee, Courteney-Walker & Parker.

Photo: Robin Kennedy

Beckenham 29 Sutton & Epsom RFC 14. Saturday 14th September.

Sutton & Epsom arrived at Balmoral Lane as league leaders after a comprehensive
Colfeians victory by 50-7. Beckenham had impressed with a 27-13 triumph of their own over
Reeds Weybridge in their opener. As are the vagaries of availability there were six switches in the
Sutton set up but no new arrivals. Messrs Elliott and Rea were elevated from the bench with Joe
Lovatt starting at 9 to be joined by the experienced quintet of Munford, Whitaker, Mount, Mohr
and Tame. Apologies for absence ranged from concussion to watching the T20 cricket finals at
Edgbaston. Meanwhile, Beckenham’s hat trick hero of Round One, Geordie Boyce, had endured an
Australian Friday night to forget in Cardiff and was absent. After a keenly contested encounter
Beckenham deserved the honours with a bonus point victory by 29-14.

Freddy Bunting kicked off on a beautifully sunny afternoon with a stiff breeze over his
shoulder. After the initial sparring from both attacking units it was S&E that produced the first
chance of the afternoon. A flowing break after a dozen minutes saw Sutton thwarted by foul play 5
metres from glory. The tapped penalty found its way to Matt Whitaker who stretched for the line
but Mr Burchell adjudicated that the ball had not been touched down. Beckenham put themselves
under further pressure by knocking on on their 22. This time it was Lawrence Elliott for Sutton
who came agonisingly close to opening the scoring but marvellous defence prevented the ball
being placed over the line. Moments later it was not to be third time lucky as a rampaging run by
prop Alex Mount set up the perfect platform for a try but the opportunity was squandered.
At the start of the second quarter Beckenham winger Gabriel Jordan dashed into the
enemy half and threatened a stunning score but he was scythed down by a tremendous tackle by
Lawrence Elliott. Having that taste of moderate success the hosts looked probable scorers on the
half hour when Number 8 Andrew Knowles was hauled down with the line at his mercy. It was a
very temporary stay of execution for Sutton. From the ensuing scrum the ball was transferred to
the left where winger Gabriel Jordan had time and space to score. Despite the Lewis Bunton
conversion failing on the wind Beckenham led 5-0.

Excellent pressure from the Black & Whites at the restart gave them an advantageous
lineout on the host’s 22. The scenario improved when Beckenham conceded a penalty that was
kicked into the corner. Initially the Kent forwards splendidly drove back the Surrey pack. However,
a secondary Sutton surge saw the visiting forwards advance towards the line. Then play was
halted by the shrill blast of the whistle and the referee not only awarded Sutton & Epsom a penalty
try but also he flourished a yellow card to captain Richard O’Keefe to reduce the host’s, who now
trailed 7-5, to 14 men. The Balmoral Avenue men made light of the numerical deficiency and soon
regained the lead. S&E failed to deal we a bobbling ball near their 22. From the scrum the home
team struck down the flank with an arcing run followed by an inside pass to scrum half Craig
Thomson who went through untouched to score. Lewis Bunton’s successful strike concluded the
first half with Beckenham leading 12-7 despite the wind and being a player down on the naughty
step.

With the Beckenham coaching contingent imploring greater dynamism from their charges
one contemplated that the collective noun for a group of coaches should be a ‘Frustration’ of
coaches. Meanwhile in the visiting camp the message would have highlighted that the numerous
visits to the opposition 22 had garnered only a solitary try whereas their opponents had been far
more clinical with a couple of scores. The Balmoral Avenue faithful must have viewed their team as
slight favourites as they had both the lead and the wind but they knew success would only come
with an improved performance in the second half.

From the restart the hosts went in search of their next score. They upped the pace and
ferocity and forced an error from the visitors when their scrum, on their line, came under
considerable pressure. Beckenham looked to be mimicking S&E when they dropped the ball but
rather than being fly-hacked to safety it fell into attacking hands. With commendable vision a long
bouncing pass reached Matt Lovell in splendid isolation for him to score with ease. Lewis Bunton
added to the growing lead with the conversion for 19-7. Moments later the Kent men looked likely to score a marvellous try as they swept down the pitch exhibiting superb support play but scrambling Sutton denied them a spectacular score.

S&E brought on their bench, Messrs Boaden, Hilton and Munford as they sought to hold out
under their posts. The hosts conceded a free kick that was taken quickly by Matt Whitaker and in a
flash he had relieved the siege and was crossing the halfway line. With the hour rapidly
approaching Sutton were indebted to a wonderful solo effort from flanker Dan Jones who showed
great pace and nimble footwork to score. Freddy Bunting nonchalantly added the extras to put his
team back into the contest as they entered the final quarter trailing by 19-14. Elation became
deflation from the restart. Failure to catch the kick led to the ball being deflected forward and
giving away a hideous offside penalty as the approaching ball was as irresistible as an ice-cold
lager on a sweltering summer afternoon. Lewis Bunton punished the error as he chipped over the
penalty for a 22-14 lead that meant the visitors needed two scores to avoid defeat.

Lewis Bunton now sensibly used the wind to keep Sutton at arm’s length by pinning them
in their 22 with well-placed kicks. S&E were chasing the game and conceded a kickable penalty but
Beckenham went in search of the bonus point try. Though their bravery went unrewarded as they
lost the attacking lineout they had their reward in time added on. Gabriel Jordan scored his second
try by demonstrating great strength in contact to break the tackle and then notable determination
to run 30 metres straining every muscle to score with tacklers hanging onto his frame. Lewis
Bunton bisected the uprights from the touchline for 29-14. There was time for one more
frustrating visit to the host’s line for the persevering visitors but the lammergeyers had been
hovering over the Sutton carcass for a while and the final whistle put the visitors out of their
misery on a frustrating afternoon for them.

Beckenham deservedly won this encounter outscoring S&E by 4-2 in the try count. From
the outset their pack had the upper hand in the set scrum despite an early departure of the
influential Rimarni Richards. The brothers Caddy impressed in the midfield whilst the educated
boot of Lewis Bunton kept Sutton in their half in the second period once an 8-point lead had been
established. Credit must also be given to the host’s dogged defence in the first half that frustrated
the visitors’ attack that could not get into top gear. The clinical finishing by the home team was
the ultimate difference between two evenly-matched outfits.

For Sutton & Epsom Dan Jones put in his best performance for the 1 st XV and his stunning
solo score was a just reward for a tireless effort in the best traditions of openside flankers. It is
easy to take Matt Whitaker for granted as he approaches his 200 th appearance but his uncanny
habit of gathering the ball at eight from a retreating pack and still getting over the gain line is an
invaluable commodity. Though the tempo and ferocity of the contest went up a notch or two in
the second half it was the rather flat performance, in contrast to Week 1, in the first period that
scuppered the Black & Whites in this match. In terms of possession and territory they should have
led at the interval but instead turned around with a 5-point deficit which proved to be a significant
obstacle to success.

The Black and Whites return to Rugby Lane to take up the challenge of Old Reigatian who
were most impressive 38-21 winners in the corresponding fixture last season. They will hope, no
doubt, to recapture the sparkling form from the opening fixture and return to winning ways.
Sutton & Epsom

Elliott, Watkins, Scott, Bibby, Mohr, Bunting ©, Lovatt, Mount, Gordon, Gibson, Tame, McTaggart,
Rea, Jones & Whitaker.
Replacements: Boaden, Hilton, & Munford.
Beckenham
Kennedy, Lovell, J. Caddy, L. Caddy, Jordan, Bunton, Thomson, Baker, Willden, Richards,
Latouche, Moran, Keefe ©, Stapleton & Knowles.
Replacements: Hatfield, Bernard-Moore & Feldhaus-Davies.

Sutton & Epsom RFC opened their 2024-25 league account against Old Colfeians, on Saturday 7th September, over whom they had completed an impressive double last season. There were nine changes in personnel from the last time the Black & Whites ran out at Rugby Lane in the concluding fixture against Reeds Weybridge. Among the multiple changes were six debutants: Arun Watkins on the wing; Finlay Scott and Adam Bibby in the centres; Pete Gordon at hooker; and Callum Hilton and Josh Rea ready to come off the bench. It very much had the feel of a new beginning for the Surrey outfit, with not a single player in the same position as in the curtain-raiser from last season. When the final whistle blew, the new-look XV had surpassed all expectations with a thrilling 50-7 victory.

Captain Bunting kicked off the campaign, and after ten minutes it was the hosts who opened the scoring. Pouncing on a clearance that failed to make touch, Sutton advanced into the opposition 22. Debutant hooker Pete Gordon exploited the blindside to race home untouched. Freddy Bunting added the extras for a 7-0 lead. As S&E dominated the early exchanges, the visitors’ task became harder when winger Estefan Ellis was awarded a yellow card for a high tackle. The visitors, now a man down, were swiftly punished. Bunting kicked into the corner, and from the platform of the attacking lineout, Rob Hegarty forced his way over from short yardage. The conversion failed, but Sutton & Epsom held a useful 12-0 lead at the end of the first quarter.

The Rugby Lane team pressed hard to maximise their numerical advantage, gathering the restart and running the ball back with interest. Soon, winger Jordan Huie was threatening to add another score. The pack rumbled remorselessly forward before the ball was spun out to Gareth O’Brien, who jinked, stepped, and stretched out to touch down for a try. Freddy Bunting slotted over the kick for 19-0. The visitors were restored to their full complement, but the card had cost them 12 points. Old Colfeians struggled to gain a foothold in the contest, as errors and penalties frustrated their rhythm and gifted territory to the eager hosts. As the interval approached, S&E had another 5-metre lineout. Once again, the forwards controlled the ball and pressured the line before a timely release to the backs offered Gareth O’Brien the opportunity to cross the whitewash again. Freddy Bunting celebrated the bonus point score with another conversion, making it 26-0.

Sutton made personnel changes as debutants Rea and Hilton replaced Jones and Hilton. In the generous time allowed for stoppages, Colfeians started to find their feet and pressed for a morale-boosting score before the break. However, the Black & Whites’ resolute defence neutralised the attacks, and the sides turned around with the hosts enjoying an impressive 26-0 lead. It was clear that the men from Horn Park would need an early score in the second period to initiate a comeback and try to sow the seeds of doubt in the confident Sutton squad.

Any hope for the visiting supporters of an early score was denied by a combination of Sutton’s intensity in defence and Colfeians’ mounting error count. S&E replaced Pete Gordon with Dan Jones as Lawrence Elliott came off the bench to swap with Adam Bibby. As the final quarter approached, it was Sutton & Epsom who recorded try number five. Arun Watkins reacted fastest to a loose ball and burst through a gap to score his first try for the home team. Freddy Bunting made it four from five as the lead stretched to 33-0.

With the score and the clock against them, the Colfeians’ mountainous task was approaching Everest-like proportions. However, five minutes later, a flicker of light emerged from the abyss as Captain Andy O’Malley, carrying a couple of Sutton tacklers on his back, scored. Ryan Napper provided the conversion, making it 33-7. Sutton’s fatalists were soon relieved when, minutes later, a familiar electrifying break by Dan Jones gifted Freddy Bunting a try. However, to the surprise of many, the usually reliable kicker saw his effort drift wide, leaving the score at 38-7.

Unfortunately, scrum-half Laurence Wise was forced to depart with a shoulder injury after a sterling performance as the game entered the period that Mr Ben Stewart’s watch deemed necessary. There was still plenty of time for the Rugby Lane crowd to enjoy a brace of tries from debutant centre Finlay Scott. The first, an unconverted effort, followed two breaks, and Scott was on hand as the beneficiary. The second came after Colfeians’ scrambling defence conceded a penalty try and collected a yellow card. A precise cross-field kick opened up the defence for the final try. Normal service was resumed as Freddy Bunting bisected the uprights for a 50-7 win.

There was an air of almost uncomfortable optimism before the kick-off at Rugby Lane, as pre-season had gone well, and there was evident intensity in defence and improved continuity between the forwards and backs. Lest one forget, S&E had conceded an uncomfortable 598 points last league campaign, and as the legendary coach of the University of Alabama football team, Bear Bryant, wisely stated: “Offence wins games… defence wins championships.” However, few would have expected Sutton to break two all-time league records. Not only did they eclipse their previous points total of 49 against Bedford Athletic in 2018 by scoring 50, but they also surpassed the 31-point winning margin of their 2005 45-14 thrashing of Gosport & Fareham. What was most impressive was that the Black & Whites had integrated numerous new combinations at half-back and in the centres, with a debutant hooker in Pete Gordon. For a delighted coaching staff, this performance must bode well for the rest of the season. For the unfortunate Old Colfeians, it was one of those days where things simply did not go right. The first game of the season should never be a barometer for the whole fixture list, as numerous hurdles, from weddings to injuries, can distort the true picture.

The campaign will continue next weekend, Saturday 14th September, with a trip to Balmoral Avenue, where Sutton enjoyed one of their finest games of the last campaign, defeating the then-league-leaders Beckenham 26-22 on an afternoon notable for extraordinary winds.

Sutton & Epsom: O’Brien, Watkins, Scott, Bibby, Huie, Bunting ©, Wise, Boaden, Gordon, Gibson, Glanville, McTaggart, Pulvirenti, Jones & Hegarty.
Replacements: Hilton, Rea & Elliott.

Old Colfeians: Edwards, Chapman, Sleep, Griffiths, Ellis, Napper, Spaczil, Rameaux, Holland-Oliver, Whicello, O’Malley ©, T. Walker, M. Walker, Carter & Gray.
Replacements: Seva, Cunningham & Ramdhan.

Photo credit: Robin Kennedy

Sutton & Epsom RFC 12 Reeds Weybridge 10. Saturday 6th April.

As is the format of league rugby the fixtures conclude by playing the opposition first
encountered on the opening day of the campaign. On that September afternoon bathed in
glorious sunshine but disrupted by Rugby World Cup absentees, of the carousing rather
than playing variety, Reeds Weybridge gained a 27-12 success. With both teams secure in
the knowledge that they had retained their Regional 2 South East status for next time one
might have expected a high-scoring denouement to the campaign. In the end the teams
created a Sutton & Epsom league record as the Black & Whites edged the contest 12-10 so
recording the lowest aggregate ever for the last game of the season undercutting the
1995 classic when S&E won 13-11 at Ealing.

It was a red-letter day for George London as the veteran, but not balding, back row
made his 200th league appearance for the 1 st XV transforming the ‘Fab Four’ into the
‘Famous Five’ of players to have reached that landmark. The match was played with the
handicap, or advantage, of a howling wind arrowing towards the corner flag at the
clubhouse end. Reeds Weybridge kicked off with the elements against them. At once the
significance of the gale was demonstrated as Tom Lennard cleared from his 22 to the
opposition 22. If that was not harsh enough it was a 50/22 and Sutton were awarded the
lineout.

This initiated a ten-minute siege of the Reeds line. The throw in was secured, the
forwards advanced and a penalty was indicated as a speculative ball descended from the
heavens onto the wings. The defenders saved the day but returned for more punishment.
The penalty was kicked to the corner, McTaggart rose skywards to gather and initiate the
second assault. Three carries and a penalty and the same dose of medicine was repeated.
This time the referee issued a yellow card and Sutton & Epsom pressed on against 14. A tap and
go, a roar from the crowd but no try and it went wide and more optimistic overtures as
Ghumra dived for the corner. Back for another penalty and the Rugby Lane crowd were
beseeching Sir to indicate a try but Hegarty was held up. Reeds relief and a drop out
under the posts to restart play. The Black & Whites countered with zeal and finally opened
their account. Perhaps Mr Richardson had a sense of occasion as the try-scorer was
George London. The conversion was added but with another dramatic twist as Freddy
Bunting was allowed a second bite at the cherry and the hosts led 7-0.

The opening score was not the sign of the floodgates opening but saw the visitors
getting a foothold in the game. It was obvious that Reeds were looking to play at a high
tempo and get the ball to their dangerous back division. Penalties were played quickly and
the RW pack was gaining the ascendancy at the scrummage. On the half hour they were
rewarded with an outstanding try. The combination of superb line of running by Pete Cole
and a perfectly timed pass saw winger Matt Stevenson run in under the posts with four
colleagues in congratulatory support. Fullback Pete Cole added the extras to level the
scores at 7-7. Moments later it took two tremendous tackles within a minute by Josh
Pulvirenti to snuff out a potential break from halfway. Despite the conditions it was Reeds
who were finishing the first half the stronger with centre Josh Clark to the fore using
intelligent chips and grubbers to keep Sutton on the back foot. The first period ended with
no further addition to the scoreboard. Reeds Weybridge had achieved the notable success
of being on level terms despite playing against a very strong wind.

The start of the second period was a mirror of the first which was hardly surprising
as there was no easing up from the elements. The men from Whiteley Village dominated
territory and possession but they discovered, as had their Sutton counterparts, that those
final yards were the hardest. Marcus Clark on the wing came closest to breaking the
deadlock but the S&E defensive line stood strong whether it was Kyren Ghumra on the
wing or the tireless pack. Increasingly the flow of the game was disrupted by
infringements on the deck that created a stalemate that prevented the Reeds backs
demonstrating their quality and gave the Sutton & Epsom defence added confidence in what was a
surprisingly uneventful third quarter.

The final twenty minutes signalled the start of increased excitement as Matt
Stevenson’s quickly taken penalty appeared to have caught Sutton & Epsom napping. However, a
fabulous cover tackle by Captain Bunting was a most timely intervention that was
improved when S&E were awarded a relieving penalty. Soon it was advantage Sutton & Epsom with
Freddie Bunting making a surging break to the 22 to link with centre partner Ellis Rudder
that concluded with a Sutton penalty. The resulting 5-metre attacking lineout drifted on
the wind with a not straight verdict giving the visitors an escape route. Perhaps it was
frustration but the visitors ignored the helpful conditions to run the ball from their own
line. The yards gained were immediately lost to a penalty and petulance that saw them
marched back 10 metres. Ironically Reeds next opportunity came as Sutton lost the ball in
the opposition 22 and it was fly-hacked clear. Suddenly the pitch opened up with RW
players streaming ominously forward but Austin Bell did wonderfully to secure the loose
ball to avert disaster on halfway.

With the game in the balance and in time added on Reeds were within touching
distance of glory but had the consolation of a penalty. It was an easy decision for captain
Herbie Finn to opt for the kick at goal as fullback Pete Cole effortlessly put the visitors 10-
7 up. One could imagine Captain Finn imploring his team to secure the restart and send it
deep into Sutton territory and on no account concede a penalty. With the billowing breeze
making the restart more of a lottery than it might have been the Black & Whites were
given the lifeline of a penalty. It was advanced to the corner and another penalty followed
the lineout. Sutton went for route one as tempers boiled over before the final play of the
season. The forwards provide a mass of steaming humanity on the try-line and Rob
Hegarty squeezed over to win the game for Sutton & Epsom. It was left for George London to
attempt the touchline conversion and despite a passable impression of All Black legend
Don Clarke it fell short. The final whistle blew and Sutton & Epsom had snatched victory by 12-10.
The supporters retired to the clubhouse and for those who live in a tinkerless world
they ruminated on what might have been in 2023-4. The Sutton & Epsom victory was synonymous
with the man of the hour, George London, it was full of determination, a never say die
attitude and a will to win in adversity that saw Sutton over the line. Reeds had the edge in
the scrummage and the more threatening back division. However, the powerful wind did
not bring the anticipated cascade of points as both XVs demonstrated determined defence
and it was the Black & Whites who gained the points by virtue of winning the try battle by
2-1 but only at the eleventh hour with Brunnhilde on her final chorus.

Sutton & Epsom
O’Brien, Findlay, Rudder, Bunting ©, Ghumra, Lennard, Munford, Boaden, Farrell, Gibson,
Glanville, McTaggart, London, Pulvirenti & Hegarty.
Replacements: Al Khaldi, Jones & Bell.

Reeds Weybridge
Cole, Stevenson, J. Clark, Maddock, Brown, Jesty, Palmer, L. Day, R. Day, Ring, Finn ©,
Wasko, G. Corner, Collyer, A. Corner.
Replacements: Rawding, Relfe & M. Clark.

_{Image courtesy Robin Kennedy}

Old Colfeians 22 – Sutton and Epsom RFC 31. Saturday 23rd March.

In bygone years this was a regular league fixture and Saturday bore witness to the
sixteenth such encounter between the clubs. Old Colfeians is a club to be mentioned in
whispered tones whilst in the company of James Clark’s title-winners of 2006-07. That Black and
White celebrated side saw their perfect record spoiled on the club’s last venture to Horn Park
in January 2007. The 2023-24 vintage may not have won this league but they headed home
with a 31-22 victory and replaced the hosts in eighth place in the league table.

The revolving door of selection meant that only Messrs Lennard and Bunting were in
the same shirts in a reshuffled Sutton back division following the culling of Cobham. For the
pack it was a minor disruption that saw Tom Boaden elevated from the bench in the absence
of Alex Mount. Sutton played with the significant advantage of the elements in the first period
as a strong wind tore down the pitch. Despite this handicap Colfeians started on the front
foot. A sublime moment of legerdemain by Tom Chapman put Ollie Burkett into space and the
full back was only denied by an eleventh hour cover tackle by Tom Lennard. The wind
hampered the Sutton lineout and led to an OCs scrum. The set piece wheeled and the alert
home Number 9 Jed Wylie wriggled free to score from 5 metres out. Chris Harris added the
conversion for a most valuable 7-0 lead in less than advantageous conditions.

Sutton replied instantly as the Horn Park XV struggled to deal with the restart gifting
the visitors with a prime attacking penalty position 5 metres from their line. The initial surge
from the set play failed to secure the score but a couple of phases later Josh Pulvirenti forced
his way over in the corner. The touchline conversion was blown wide and the Black and Whites
trailed 5-7. Moments later a counter by Kyren Ghumra ended in an SandE penalty that was
drilled into the corner by Freddy Bunting. From the 5-metre lineout the Sutton pack went
through multiple phases inching not only closer to the try line but also the uprights. Robust
Colfeians’ defence was finally ended by Mr Tobias Whinney awarding Sutton another 5-metre
penalty. Once more the attacking tapped option was taken rather than a kick at the posts.

Again the forwards took control and ushered hooker Chris Farrell over the line. Normal service
resumed for the Bunting boot and the visitors led 12-7 after a dozen minutes.

From the restart Sutton’s counter was penalised for crossing and it was Colfeians turn
to put the ball in the corner and attack from a 5-metre lineout. The Black and White line held
but infringed. Playing the advantage a Colfeians deft chip just sailed over the head of Chris
Harris but the winger punished SandE by adding the three points when play was brought back
for the penalty. OCs trailed 10-12 in a game of fluctuating fortunes in the first quarter.

Approaching the half hour Sutton secured their third try. With their best passage of play of the
match so far the backs and forwards combined through several phases before Ellis Rudder
was stopped deep in the 22 but the cover infringed on the deck. On this occasion it was
Callum Gibson who was the beneficiary with a try from the forward effort from the tapped
penalty. Freddy Bunting’s touchline conversion was even more impressive as he made it at the
third attempt having aborted his first two approaches as the wind blew the ball off the tee.
Sutton had extended their advantage to lead 19-10.

The visitors were soon threatening another score. A wonderful break by Tom Lennard
from his own half released fullback Ciaran Mohr who stepped inside the cover, took the last
tackle before passing to Alfie Baker but the ball was not gathered and a wonderful score was
denied. In addition Ciaran Mohr injured his ankle and was replaced by Austin Bell. A rampant
Sutton did not dwell on this missed opportunity and shortly afterwards had their bonus point
try. The impressive Josh Pulvirenti made a break and marauded into the 22 and passed to
Angus Findlay who was rewarded for his excellent support play with the try. Bunting moved to
the ball with his familiar constabulary stroll and converted with a laconic air for 26-10. Ten
minutes later and SandE added a fifth try from a precise lineout routine that saw Rob Hegarty
burst through a gap to score. Though the conversion failed Sutton had a healthy 31-10 lead.

With the first half near completion SandE ran the ball from their 22 from the restart
looking to maximise their advantage from the windy conditions. They were brought back for a
forward pass and there began a lengthy final play. It was a rugby version of ‘Groundhog Day’.
The teams scrummaged, the hosts were awarded a penalty, the visitors prevented a score and
the referee brought them back for the penalty and Colfeians chose to scrummage again.
Finally, after 52 minutes in the first period, and a yellow card for Sutton’s Dan Jones, winger
Tom Chapman squeezed in at the corner. A very challenging conversion fell short and the first
half ended with the Black and Whites 31-15 ahead.

The interval had comical overtones as Sutton stayed out on the pitch whilst their hosts
enjoyed the warmth of their dressing room. With a sable sky, a hailstorm swept the pitch and
Sutton players took shelter behind their bulkier colleagues. Perhaps it was the reward of the
Gods for braving the weather as the game restarted in sunshine and becalmed as cruelly the
Colfeians were to be denied the strong wind enjoyed by Sutton. The second half was a curious
affair. With excellent tactical acumen and pragmatism the numerically inferior visitors spent
their punishment time in the opposition 22. This benevolent occupation was then extended to
practically the entire second half. Old Colfeians adopted the mantle of Horatio and Rorke’s
Drift in heroic defence whilst Sutton became a hybrid of Sisyphus and Tantalus.

With the game approaching full time Old Colfeians finally made it into the Sutton and
Epsom half and won a penalty. The ball was drilled into the corner for a 5-metre lineout. The
throw was secured and the mountainous figure of captain Andy O’Malley powered over to
score. Chris Harris then reduced the arrears to 22-31 and the crowd awoke from their slumber
at the prospect of a thrilling climax. After their prolonged territorial dominance Sutton’s
character was now put to the test as an element of doubt over the outcome entered into the
equation. If the first period was inordinately lengthy the second period was unbelievably time
consuming as it racked up 57 minutes. There were several stoppages with the physios in
attendance but once again it was last play that endured. Sutton were again reduced to 14
when Rob Hegarty departed following a high tackle but Colfeians could not force another
score to garner any points. The game ended with the hosts defending and frustrating SandE
who failed to add to their score in the second period. The match finally concluded with the
Black and Whites victorious by 31-22.

There may be aficionados who love nothing more than a reset scrum and a catalogue
of infringements as frequent stoppages deny free-flowing rugby as with this second half.
However, that seems as likely as someone preferring the brutalist architecture of a housing
estate in Stalinist Russia to the Taj Mahal. It was a shame as a sizeable crowd had gathered
for Past Players’ Day adding greatly to the occasion and superlative bonhomie in the
clubhouse after the game. Sutton were the deserved winners but Old Colfeians failed to
exploit their superiority at the scrummage as discipline and errors undermined their
performance. In the lineout and the loose the SandE pack played with great control.

Angus Findlay, starting for the first time in his preferred Number 9 shirt, gave an assured
performance releasing the back division that showed moments of fluency and quality. The
Black and Whites failure to convert pressure into points in the second half was more down to the
courageous Colfeian defence than the inadequacies of the Sutton attack.

The Easter weekend offers a rest for the teams before the league season concludes on
Saturday 6th April. Old Colfeians will be taking a trip to relegated Cobham and have the
prospect of ending the campaign with a thumping victory. Meanwhile at Rugby Lane Sutton and
Epsom will host Reeds Weybridge aiming to make amends for a 27-12 loss on the opening day
of the season.

Sutton and Epsom
Mohr, Baker, Rudder, Bunting ©, Ghumra, Lennard, Findlay, Boaden, Farrell, Gibson, Glanville,
McTaggart, Jones, Pulvirenti and Hegarty.
Replacements: Al Khaldi, Tame and Bell.

Old Colfeians:
Burkett, Harris, Hepden, Jones, Chapman, Smith, Wylie, Whichello, Newins, Rameaux, O’Malley ©,
Cunningham, Walker, Carter and Smith.
Replacements: Orubo, Greatorex-Sanderson and Nagel.

Sutton & Epsom RFC 49 Cobham 13. Saturday 16th March.

Having lost to the basement boys of London Cornish, the Exiles gaining their first
win on the road for over a year, Sutton and Epsom supporters arrived at Rugby Lane with a sense of
mild trepidation. Could the proverbial lightning revisit with the arrival of eleventh-placed
Cobham who had lost their last eleven matches. For those fearing that the wheels had
come off the Black & White charabanc it appears, on Saturday’s evidence, to have passed
its MOT and was in perfect working order as the team ran in a magnificent seven tries for
an emphatic 49-13 triumph. The victory mathematically secured Sutton & Epsom’s position
in Level 6.

Freddy Bunting kicked off into the breeze and initiated a period of high tempo
attacking rugby that saw his team living in the Cobham 22 for the majority of the opening
15 minutes. The visitors defended impressively none more so than when from a tapped 5-
metre penalty Josh Glanville was held up over the line by a superb tackle. Having had all
of the game Sutton & Epsom conceded the first points when, on their first sortie into the S&E half,
Jonathan Holmes kicked a penalty for a 3-0 lead. A few minutes later and the Black &
Whites received a second dose of unpalatable medicine as Holmes made it 6-0.

It was at this stage the classic debate of whether to kick for points or seek greater
rewards was raging amongst the crowd. The hosts approach was to turn down every kick
at goal and seek the higher tariff score. In the course of the first period they were to
reject many kicks with several in front of the uprights. Finally on the half hour their
bravery was rewarded. The ball went wide and Lawrence Elliott, running a superb line,
broke through and using all of his strength powered over. Freddy Bunting splendidly
bisected the uprights for a 7-6 lead. Cobham’s attempt to regain the lead with a third
penalty failed as the first period neared its conclusion.

Approaching time added on Cobham were reduced to 14 when Mr Priddle issued a
yellow card to blindside Max Hales who departed as a result of the cumulative effect of
infringements in the 22. Sutton & Epsom went for the tap penalty and it was the redoubtable Alex
Mount who stretched out to secure the try. Freddy Bunting added the simple conversion
for a 14-6 lead. The restart is often the most dangerous moment and the Black & Whites
conceded a penalty but the visitors attempts to secure a platform to attack the Sutton line
faltered and the referee blew for half-time. S&E had a vital 14-6 lead with a man
advantage to take into the second period with the wind behind them.

The Rugby Lane team pressed hard to extend their lead in the opening exchanges
of the second half attempting to benefit from their numerical and meteorological
advantages. The Bunting boot put his team in the 22. Cobham survived for ten minutes
before hooker Chris Farrell collected his sixth try of the campaign. Captain Bunting made it
three out of three as Sutton led 21-6. The visitors then showed the fighting spirit one
would expect from a team teetering on the brink of relegation. Awarded a penalty in the
22 they tapped and went. Sutton & Epsom had failed to retreat and they repeated the option with
captain and scrum-half Ryan Saunders scoring. Jonathan Holmes converted to put
Cobham back in the hunt trailing 13-21.

Barely had the inspiring words of encouragement of a comeback drifted on the
wind and Cobham were standing behind their posts awaiting another Sutton & Epsom conversion.
From the restart Dan Jones gathered the ball from a ruck outside the visitors’ 22 and
exploited a gap to streak away for the try. With the extras S&E led 28-13 and had secured
their try bonus point. That score thoroughly demoralised the men from the Memorial
Ground as it inspired the Rugby Lane XV. The game entered the final quarter and the
hosts provided their faithful fans with their most exhilarating rugby seen at home this
season.

Sensible tactical kicking by half-backs Munford and Lennard kept the hosts on the
attack. A wonderful break from Tom Lennard at 10 looked certain to lead to a try but he
was felled by a tap tackle close to glory. The crowd did not have to wait long for try
Number 5. The ball went to the opposite flank and a training ground routine was executed
to perfection from a lineout. The ball was secured, the line-break made and the overlap
exploited as Ciaran Mohr strolled in at the corner. Freddy Bunting made light of the testing
conversion for 35-13.

Try number six again owed its success to repetition on cold winter nights. A 5-
metre lineout was secured and the pack advanced forward to provide Rob Hegarty with
his eighth try of the season. It was a fitting reward for the quality of the lineout from the
triumvirate of McTaggart, Pulvirenti and Glanville who had given Sutton & Epsom an excellent
platform all afternoon. With a degree of inevitably Freddy Bunting converted and it was
42-13. For the first time this season at Rugby Lane the home crowd could enjoy a relaxing
conclusion to a match. Previous contests might have been thrilling for the neutral observer
but had provided far too much anxiety. Cobham attempted to end on a high point and
looked destined to secure an otiose try. However a wayward pass bounced into the
grateful hands of Angus Findlay who sped away from his own 22 for his first 1 st XV league
try. Freddy Bunting completed a perfect afternoon with the boot and the match concluded
with Sutton & Epsom enjoying a resounding 49-13 win.

Apart from the security of success it was a red-letter day for two of the Sutton and Epsom side.
Steve Munford in playing his 215th league match for the club surpassed Steve Warnham’s
total and lies second to the 251-game Sam Frost. Meanwhile, with his first successful kick
of the afternoon, Freddy Bunting broke Sam Hurley’s 2015-6 record of 208 points in a
league season. It was a redemptive afternoon for the skipper after he had appeared to
have supped at the river Lethe on his last outing. Sutton & Epsom may be breathing
easier but carnivorous creatures circle the Cobham carrion as descent into the abyss of
Level 7 seems probable after Gravesend’s victory over Beckenham. With the ‘Jersey
Reprieve’ there will be the incongruous site of Cobham supporters googling the results of
Chosen Hill FP, Kirkby Lonsdale and Old Crossleyans in the weeks to come. Next Saturday
S&E enjoy their last away day of the campaign with a first visit to Horn Park since January
2007 to take on Old Colfeians who they defeated 21-17 in December.

Sutton & Epsom
O’Brien, Huie, Elliott, Bunting ©, Findlay, Lennard, Munford, Mount, Farrell, Gibson,
Glanville, McTaggart, Jones, Pulvirenti & Hegarty.
Replacements: Boaden, Tame & Mohr.

Cobham
Penfold, Springett, Boswell, Burnett, Yorke, Holmes, Saunders ©, Aujla, Muirhead, Bliss,
Westgarth-Taylor, Farmer, Hales, Blackwood & Porter.
Replacements: Nunn, Keefe & O’Connor.

_{Image courtesy Robin Kennedy}

Sutton & Epsom 22 – London Cornish RFC 31 . Saturday 2nd March.

The fixture at the Richard Evans Memorial Playing Fields in November was notable for the
debut of Willem Ratu who scored a hat trick that helped Sutton & Epsom to a healthy 53-24
triumph. In the absence of the injured Taranaki Terror all those in the Cornish camp were hoping
that this would create a more level playing field as they continued their efforts to climb out of the
relegation abyss and get some traction from their victory over fellow strugglers Cobham in the last
round of fixtures. The Exiles made it two in a row as they gave their supporters another injection
of belief with a priceless bonus point win by 31-22 over Sutton.

The downpours in the week and more torrential rain led to a change in location for this
fixture. The teams relocated from the serene surroundings of Rugby Lane to the windswept
wastelands of Priest Hill. The hosts kicked off the match playing against the gusting wind and the
significant slope. At this stage of the campaign the coaches are unlikely to be paid the ultimate
divine compliment of selecting their full complement but London Cornish were delighted to field
their first choice back three who were to be significant contributors. At once the visitors had the
chance to open the scoring with a penalty. Michael Edworthy’s effort was blown off course and it
remained 0-0. Their dismay was short-lived, from the 22 drop out they secured possession and
spread it wide. Left wing Matt Hakes powerful touchline run was assisted by some weak tackling
as his determination saw him touch down in the corner. The challenging conversion drifted wide as
the Exiles led 5-0 within five minutes.

London Cornish sought to exploit the conditions with thoughtful kicking to keep Sutton &
Epsom on the defensive and penned in their 22. In their efforts to escape the hosts conceded
another penalty in front of the posts. The wind again came to Sutton’s rescue as it was becoming
increasingly evident that place-kicking was going to be an arduous task. On the quarter hour S&E
made their first significant contribution to proceedings. Running the ball with a penalty advantage
they knocked on with an overlap in the 22. They had a second chance as they kicked the penalty
to the corner but the Cornish won the line out. They were gifted a third chance as the ball was
touched down in goal for a Sutton scrum. It was third time extremely unlucky as they sauntered
blind for a definite score only to be halted by the whistle as they had offended at the scrummage.
The Sutton profligacy was instantly punished. The ball was chipped over the Black & White
defence in their 22. Covering fullback Tom Lennard lost his footing and was enveloped by the
Cornish who drove him over the line. From the 5-metre scrum the visitors shunted the Sutton pack
into reverse and Number 8 Conor Pearce applied the finishing touch and 10-0 to the Exiles. Five
minutes later there was a repeat performance. The kick into space saw the retreating Kyren
Ghumra struggling to gather the ball and it was only a last gasp dive that prevented a try. Another
5-metre scrum to the visitors but this time near the posts and the Sutton pack held the drive.
Variety is the spice of life and Ciaran Johnston released his backs and centre Peter Brogden waltz
in untouched. Simon Edworthy, grateful for a simpler conversion, added the extras for 17-0 after
thirty minutes.

A possible lifeline dangled tantalisingly before Sutton eyes as Mr Simon Matthews was left
prostrate on the pitch. After treatment from the physios the referee gingerly returned to the
vertical and was able to continue with the game. As much as the visitors were intelligently
exploiting the elements the hosts were being naïve as they kicked poorly to the back three and
attempted long passes on the wind. With the interval approaching London Cornish secured a
bonus point with their fourth try of the afternoon. Fly-half Michael Edworthy drifted across creating
space for inside centre Peter Brogden who presented his centre partner, captain George Kimmins,
with an easy run in under the posts. The conversion made it 24-0 to the visitors.

In the dying moments of the first half London Cornish had a wonderful opportunity to add
a fifth try but scrambling defence denied them as they dropped the ball with the line at their
mercy. The referee ended the half with the Exiles 24-0 up. All concerned were wondering just how
many points the slope and wind were worth. Would the missed kicks prove to be costly and could
Sutton & Epsom transform a lamentable first period performance into a rousing comeback?
Conditions temporarily deteriorated at the start of the second half as teeming rain was
added to the difficulties to be endured by the players. It was essential for the Black & Whites to
score early. Within five minutes Matt Whitaker was driving his way over the line. Mr Matthews
ruled that he had been held up over the line. The S&E disappointment was helped by the fact that
London Cornish were reduced to 14 as Number 8 Conor Pearce was carded for a high tackle. The
hosts took advantage of their numerical superiority and drove the Cornish pack off their own ball
and Matt Whitaker scored. Freddy Bunting added an impressive conversion from the flank and S&E
were up and running at 7-24. Mercifully the rain abated and moments later ceased. Sutton had
now emptied their bench with Messrs Mount, Pulvirenti and Rudder being replaced by the
triumvirate of Boaden, Jones and Elliott as they looked to reinvigorate their efforts.

At the end of the third quarter Sutton were in prime position to reduce the deficit but an
errant throw to the 5-metre lineout gifted Cornish a relieving scrum. It was the visitors’ turn to
have their clearance returned with meaning. Tom Lennard countered and combined with Ghumra
and Elliott to get to the corner. Sterling cover by Robert Mackay denied the score but the home
team pressed on. White line fever descended on the Black & White ranks and they were grateful to
be awarded a penalty. Finally, the pack forced its way over and Callum Gibson emerged as the
scorer. It was a fine reward for the prop on an afternoon when he had carried tirelessly and with
great effect. The kick from the extremities missed as Sutton trailed 12-24.

With the match entering the final 10 minutes the crucial moment came. London Cornish
had made a rare visit to the Sutton 22. The hosts looked to counter and exploit a generous
blindside. Cornish winger Matt Hakes gambled and won the lottery as he intercepted and strolled
in for the fifth try. Simon Edworthy bisected the uprights and suddenly the gap that had so
recently appeared bridgeable now seemed to be a gaping chasm as London Cornish led 31-12.
Though visibly deflated by the score it was not long before the Rugby Lane men roused
themselves for a grandstand finish. Firstly, Kyren Ghumra scored in the corner and anxious visitors
asked Sir how long remained. 31-17 with two minutes of regulation time to play. The drama
intensified as Rob Hegarty scored Sutton’s fourth try in time added on. Perhaps it was the lack of a
scoreboard at Priest Hill but the hosts’ arithmetic let them down. With the score 22-31 and a
conversion under the posts to come a successful kick would have secured a second bonus point.
However, a rapidly taken drop kick missed. But the Gods seemed to be favouring Sutton as they
were awarded a penalty on the final play of the game. Captain Bunting lined up his kick but it
drifted agonisingly wide.

The 31-22 win provided London Cornish with a significant boost in their bid for survival.
They will be hoping that Sutton can do them a favour by beating relegation rivals Cobham on 16 th
March when the campaign resumes. The Exiles deservedly won the match, they exploited the first
half advantage superbly and despite some anxious moments at the death it would have been
harsh if they had been denied a vital victory. For Sutton & Epsom there were far too many errors
that undermined their performance and it was only in the late rally that they demonstrated their
true worth. With three matches left for the Black & Whites they still have work to do to retain their status in Level 6 and they will be hoping that the extremes of the weather will not see them
relocated to Priest Hill in their two remaining home matches.

Sutton & Epsom
Lennard, Findlay, Rudder, Bunting ©, Ghumra, Bennion, Munford, Mount, Farrell, Gibson,
Glanville, McTaggart, Pulvirenti, Hegarty & Whitaker.
Replacements: Boaden, Jones & Elliott.

London Cornish
Mackay, Hakes, Kimmins ©, Brogden, Bromage, Edworthy, Johnston, Pellow, Cruz, Theobald, Carr,
McEwen, Fink, Webb, & Pearce.
Replacements: New, Sorgo-Mirosevic & Phoenix.

_{Photo credit: Robin Kennedy}