Lucy Porter Returns to Her Roots with “No Regrets” at Epsom Playhouse
Epsom Playhouse is set to welcome one of comedy’s most beloved figures, Lucy Porter, on 18th January 2025, as part of her nationwide tour with the brand-new show No Regrets. For Lucy, this performance will be more than just a stop on her tour—it’s a nostalgic homecoming.
Lucy, who grew up in nearby Croydon and Wallington, has fond memories of Epsom. “Epsom was the place we went for a fancy day out—it seemed so much posher than anywhere else nearby,” she reminisces. “I used to hang out at the Ashley Centre, which is right next to the theatre. I’ll relive my youth by putting on some baggy jeans and Kickers, hanging around and terrorising the locals!”
Reflecting on her formative years, Lucy recalls special occasions at the Berni Inn at Tattenham Corner, where she developed her love of prawn cocktails, and visits to the Playhouse itself as a young fan. “I never dreamed that one day I’d get to perform there myself,” she says.
A Hilarious Exploration of Regret
In No Regrets, Lucy takes audiences on a journey through her most embarrassing mistakes and missteps, from disastrous dates and professional mishaps to parenting fails and ruined friendships. With her trademark wit, she examines the nature of regret, guilt, and shame—topics she knows all too well as a self-confessed middle-class, middle-aged ex-Catholic.
“It’s not all doom and gloom,” Lucy promises. “Regrets can also be inspiring. You can use them to change your ways. This show is about learning to laugh at the past and maybe using it to build a better future.”
Lucy’s comedic reflections are infused with sharp social commentary. In the show, she explores collective regrets, such as not maintaining the work-life balance we rediscovered during lockdown or failing to realise clapping for the NHS wasn’t enough to sustain it.
From Epsom to Stardom
Lucy Porter’s career spans acting, writing, and comedy. A familiar face on television, she has appeared on QI, Mock the Week, Have I Got News for You, and Would I Lie to You. Her stage credits include One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest and even a stint on Eastenders. A passionate quizzer, Lucy co-hosts the hit podcast Fingers on Buzzers with Jenny Ryan (The Vixen from The Chase), and she’s a former Celebrity Mastermind Champion of Champions.
Her dulcet tones are regularly heard on BBC Radio 4, where she contributes to shows like The News Quiz and Just a Minute.
Don’t Miss Out
For those eager to catch Lucy’s laugh-out-loud performance and hear her candid confessions, tickets are available now at www.boundandgaggedcomedy.com.
Lucy’s final word on her return to Epsom? “I’m so excited to come back and share this show with a place that meant so much to me growing up. I hope everyone brings their prawn cocktails!”
